random mussings doce(for those of you reading this educated in the south that means 2) Why do some small dogs snore like your fat drunk uncle who has a devated septum after thangsgiving dinner? We have doce(see above) little short haired barkers from south of the border they work two times as hard as english dogs for half of the biscuits.?Thats a joke ok lol That is the only drawback of having a english bulldog you have to serve them tea and scones every day at 3oclock.I was laying here in bed earlier today(shocking behavior for a cripple i know!!)(SARCASISM)see also smartass,One of our dogs the lovley Tiger I know weird name for a dog(can you say irony was laying on my legs sleeping I figure i cant walk on them so if the dogs want to use them as a pillow fine by me.Might as well get some use outtha them cant take them back I dunno where i put that damn receipt!! I was playing poker my second favorite pastime besides competive ballroom dancing,(i tend not to bruise as much playing poker for some strange reason See above again)All of a sudden the dog stars shaking and snoring so loudly i feel like im at the bar in the motel next to the Newark Internationial Airport.
In closing i wonder if they have sleep apniea masks for dogs ?Ebay here i come!!!!!
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