It was not my intention to use this blog as a soapbox,it was my intention to use is as a visual record of my spoon colletion from every hotel,motel,and motorlodge in the country,I was going to go in alphebetical order,but i didnot realixe how quickly Alaska would come up(obviously I failed to think this thru!)It's the same old story you've heard thousands of times like most men i started my spoon collection to impress women(oddly enough it never seemed to help that much)But after i started I caught the fever or food poisoning from that batch of Oreo cookies that had the March 88 experation date on them.I thought I was Florence Nightingale for two weeks.by the way if you have any use for size 2 white nurses uniforms please contact me they are slightly used but cheap.so i started collecting spoons from all the hotels and then it spread to motels and even a rest stop coffee shop from time to time.Then it stared to become an expensive hobby i started to go to specality silverware Acutions at Southeybeys in london.Incase your wondering im indepedentally well off my great great uncle Gertrude invented the first blond joke in 1942 in a fox hole in Warsaw to piss off the nazis.After the war he came home and put a patend on the blond joke.He naned me sole benifecry of his will because i was the only member of the family who never made fun of him dancing(uncle gert was a bit strange i will admit) These acutions are not advertised to the public they take place the 1st and 3rd saturdays of the month inside the janitiors closet on the 8th floor.I wont bore with every spoon in my collection( anybody reading this has to be bored already) my three most prized spoons are a spoon Gary Busey threw at a waiter during a drunken rant at the house of blues in Chicago.An accual spoon used by Vic Taback who played Mel Sharpel on the hit tv sitcom Alice and the spoon George Washington used to pick his teeth at Mt.Vernon little known fact toothpicks went thought of till after the war of 1812 according to wickopedia.

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