THE ADVENTURES OF GOTCHIE AND CRIPPLE VOLUME ONE

Unlike my  two previous blog posts this a true story.This the story of how one of if not the best friend I have ever had Thomas Brown made me pee my pants.He will from this point forward be known as Gotchie.I John David Morris the 2nd will be called cripple(a note of explanation here for anybody who may not know I am in fact crippled I am well aware that this is a term some people find very offensive if you are one of those people I am very sorry but go be the pc police somewhere else.)I tell all my friends to call me "cripple or the cripple Has a nice ring to it dont you think kinda like the duke or the earl or crazy larry of crazy larry's waterbeds where prices are so low you will think we have gone Crazzzzzzzzzzzy!!! Sorry where was I oh yeah peeing my pants.I was introduced to Gochie by a mutual friend Sam Ford who as gone on to some renound.A little known fact about Sam he is deathy scared of cartoon rabbits(ok so not every single word of this blog is fact.)I called Thomas gochie after the famed shoot wrestler Carl Goch.We were and are huge wrestling fans(plus I had to call him somethingd the