sorry about that little dogs dont understand daddy is writing don't step on the Keyboarddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm better now I swear. So gotchie and I had lunch about two weeks after he started working at Walmart in the produce section.I had worked as a people greeter at store 333 in the great berg of Beaver Dam KY. Now I went to lunch really really needing to pee. In fairness I guess I should have mentioned this to Gotchie.We were eating in the radio grill in the front of Wal-mart(which is not even there anymore,God I'm old!!)Gotchie launched into his Andy Kalfman impression(thank you very much) I was doing my jack in the box having a seisure routine that I always do when I need to pee(for those of you who have seen it what else would you call it lol) I guess you could say the dam broke. After it was over I said "Gotchie I have to tell you something, he said "Oh my God you're dying" and I said nope guess again, "You're gay?"(not that there is anything wrong with that!!) and I said nope I peed my pants.We laughed so hard and so loud and so long they could here us in the back of the store.After our laughing curtailed a bit(I don't think I really stopped laughing for 48 hours) Gotchie said "Let's go to produce prep room and get an apron so nobody can tell you peed your pants" and then we decided to buy a box of cookies to put on my lap so the apron would not fly up in the front.Exept on the way back to the managers office to call my parents everybody who passed us asked for a damn cookie.We finally made it to the the back to call my parents.Our store co-manager had the line of the day when he said"I think I'd be more upset if a co-woker made me pee my pants.
p.s. Gotchie made me pee more than once can you say volume two and three?
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