To my dozens and dozens of faithful blog readers out there please take up bonsai prunning or follow a flea circus around the country(and yes i do mean the bassist for the red hot chili peepers he can juggle three different bongs at once and still play the baseline to "under the bridge" at the same time while wearing a top hat Its AWESOME.)or follow a crazy religous cult around JACK VAN IMPE is goona open for PAT robertson so that should be fun.by you tents now (Author's note: I am a man of great faith in god but if he talks that often to these people we gotta chip in and by him a new ham radio/cb, and we can't be cheap he's God he can tell for his sake.
To be honest with you readers I would have been back sooner but i was planting/harvising crops on farmvillie and i decided to take up heavy drugs because at least that way i would feel productive.(just kidding dad!!!!)
After reciving lots af cards and letters in the old Cripples mailbag(by the way unless you work in the post office has anyone ever seen a mailbag? If you needed to purchase a mail bag where would you go? The post office would seem the most logical place.But that brings up another querry (dont you hate when that happens?) If the post office sells mailbags do we the mailbag purchasing consumer get the higher quality mailbags? and if we do I really dont like the idea that our hard working goverment employes would be slepping around cheaply made mailbags from China.)It's quandry's like this t'hat made the great eastern phisophier Confusicus decide not to take that civil service postion.
I realize that i got side tracked during that last paragraph I do apologise i think i had to much expresso this morning.
Back to the cards and letters One burning question seems to come up again and again What are the political views of some of the major cartoon charecters in this country?Im glad you asked because it takes someone of the intellect i've shown here to breakdown such an importat question.Lets start with your fringe groups the 420 party(make hasesh legal.group led by William Shagworthy the third and The all girl rock band Josie and the pussycats.When reached for comment by this reporter mister Shagworthy had this to say"LIKE ZOINKS I know every one says pot is to prevelent in our soicitey as it is and while its true that if you mix say pot and angedust you can hillucinate ghosts or sea creathures or old miners,pot if taken in regulated dr prescribed doses only has 1 major side effect.The need to ingest dog biscuts." The pussycats could not be reached for comment they were in the studio trying to tune a tamberine.
I will not mare these pages with the sorid details of Captain Cavemans repeated a failed attemps to legalize prostusion with a group he calls "the teen angels.The Smurfs lobby for they rights of the Vertically challenged.To be fair however there are rumblings that you cant reach a high ranking postion in the party unless you are blue.When asked by phone the vice chairman of the party a mr brainy smuf said If you will read brainy shurf's book of quations it clearly states that"(I hung up the phone at that point.)
On the so called"right of our major two party system we have Mister Boris baddenoff.As far as i can tell his entire politicall platform consits of one statement "GET MOOSE AND SQURELL" In fact when ask about education he saidFINE TEACH CHILLDREN TO GET MOOSE AND SQURELL.His much more affable if not some what dense running mate Huc Hound said last night when asked about his contrivirshal stance om immergration while govenor of Texas said"Aw shucks twernt nothing but a wall to keep those datblased foriegners out"
on the left we have The 1st openly gay Canidate running for office Snagglepuss who said in a meeting of the dnc last wensday I CANT BELIVE YOU ALL CAME TO SEE ME WITH YOUR FANCY SUITS AND TIES AND MICROPHONES EVEN.NOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME I MUST GO PUT ON SOME PANTS BEFORE I GO TO THE PRAYER BREAKFAST EVEN.EXIT STAGE LEFT LOOKING FOR MY KHAKIS EVEN EMBARRESD ALL THE WAY.His running mate is one miss Cindy Bear who says that a woman can do the same job as a man but with a pink parsool she looks better doing it..
ps Scrogge Mcduck was appotited nerw chairman of the fedreal reserve by congress
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