Have you noticed that you never see anything on the news about chimpmunks suffering from Restless leg Syndrome,or even badgers and woodchucks dealing with the deblitating effects of rickets.(to be far however last year Fox news did do an exellent in-depth series about muskrats and the increasing number of them suffering from early stage Alzheimeers disease.)none of this is coverd by Obamha care i might add.For the record this was the best reporting I have ever seen Bill O'Rellily do and that includes the many jounalistic awards and achievments as the host of Inside Edition orHard copy I cant recall whitch(forgive me I was drunk most of the time I mean c'mon what else is there to do at 3o'clock in the afternoon.)
Lets just say for example that you are a Howler Monkey that suffers from vertigo and you go to your HMO approved owl for treatment(and before you ask of couse owls are medical doctors they look the best in labcoats and glasses I refer you to every single cartoon owl you have ever seen) They are not surgenons however octipi fill that roll.If the poor dizzy howler monkey can manege to climb the tree and get past the female bear reciponist(thats right they have really good telephone voices,surprised me too.)there are not ever any good magazines in the wating room any way its all arieal shots of feild mice at night journal.
Its very hard for your common every day lunchpail carrying monkey (mostly full of bananas obviouly) to pay for these visits out of pocket because owls as a group dont care much for bananas.(what did you think they paid with gold deblunnons be serious.If the monkey can manage to see his doctor he has to sit through at least 20 minutes of how the owl in the Winnie The Pooh stories was based on the doctor's great uncle or cousin.You see while owls are very bright and great phiscians they are for
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